Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
Months ago I planned to launch this site. It was going to be a grandiose event. There was confetti, streamers, and an elephant that was trained to balance on a ball while holding up several other elephants.
But that didn’t happen. Obviously.
Weeks ago I planned to launch this site. It was going to be a quiet affair. Stealthy. One day I’d just start posting from here instead of there. Like Romeo dying without a whimper, but in reverse.
But that also did not happen. Obviously.
And not just because I never end up posting things anymore, so I’d thank you to stop laughing at how deluded I was.
Nothing ever goes according to plan.
And not because I only speak in allusion, either.
But this is all irrelevant. As of right now, this site is launched. For realz. At a normal, inside voice volume.
You would ask that, wouldn’t you?
Basically, it’s because I have a book to tell you about. A new one that I’m actually pretty proud of. I’d like to tell you about it, if you’d care to listen.