An announcement. At normal volume. Chock full of allusions.

Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?

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Months ago I planned to launch this site. It was going to be a grandiose event. There was confetti, streamers, and an elephant that was trained to balance on a ball while holding up several other elephants.

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But that didn’t happen. Obviously.

Weeks ago I planned to launch this site. It was going to be a quiet affair. Stealthy. One day I’d just start posting from here instead of there. Like Romeo dying without a whimper, but in reverse.

But that also did not happen. Obviously.

And not just because I never end up posting things anymore, so I’d thank you to stop laughing at how deluded I was.

Nothing ever goes according to plan.

And not because I only speak in allusion, either.

But this is all irrelevant. As of right now, this site is launched. For realz. At a normal, inside voice volume.

Why?

You would ask that, wouldn’t you?

Basically, it’s because I have a book to tell you about. A new one that I’m actually pretty proud of. I’d like to tell you about it, if you’d care to listen.

You would?

Excellent.

Let me tell you all about Min…

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