I have a spider plant at work. Sort of. I mean, it’s basically dead. There’s only one little green spot left. Except, when I went to toss it out, I was told I can’t. Apparently there’s still a chance for it.
I tried to explain that the plant left an explicit living will stating that it did not want any heroics, but they were not convinced.
Something about how plants can’t sign legal documents… Whatever. That’s discrimination.